september

boi

YO UNCLE KNOXX, check it out! i got you this rad present, happy birthday! after nearly 24 hours of labor, she was all about holding out to make sure you were birthday twins

FUUUUUUCK

CHECK OUT MY FUCKIN PRINCESS, BOIIIIII

SHES AMAZING. oh my god seth look at that hair!! i can't wait to meet her

boi, i'm so fucking in love with her. i cried like a bitch when i held her for the first time. don't tell.

FUCKING TELL EVERYONE THAT. SHES AMAZING

cicelie magdelaine

that's a gold hat, cool cat

LMAO I CANNOT

yank train

it’s killing me.

yaaaaaaaank train

NOOOOOOOO

*nuns on a ripple

LMAO can we really start using these terms and make people look at us like WTF MATE.

WTF MATE wow i didn't know i was having two conversations with eddie

FUNNY.

I AM FUNNY I AM

YOU ARE HILARIOUS.

ugh, he’s been so good with an awkward situation.

lmao he's a gem i've been laughing @ (with) him most of the day and he's been so good

mo ve los angeles

i have something to tell you

oh?

i'm getting married

WHATTTTTT

yeeep that happened

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

mostly like ahhhhhhh

tell me more

let me call you

kahrl sagan

the conclusion of yesterday felt significant

why did it feel significant?

things and things. i saw the spam comment. you okay?

things and things squints

woooow we're both gonna deflect, huh

lmao that's how we live

i miss you a little right now

i miss you a lot so

fuck i also just realized that sounded like a missing competition WHICH IT ISNT

lmfaooo knoxx in which world would i think you're competing with me

in every world bc i'm an asshole?

oh god, if you're an asshole, idk what i am